December 2011
After a long and crappy day at work, I am happy to come home to make me some hot chocolate. And I have my secret ingredient, which really does make it even better!!!! Thank you Vampire Academy series! Our store closes at midnight for the holidays, and really people, DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO STAY AND CHECK OUT AFTER TWELVE???? Why? Do you not think that we may have a home to go to. or well I don’t know, you can not come earlier because???? Just be happy that I have my hot chocolate right now, or I would still be in a bad mood. I was supposed to leave work at 12:15am. I had customers until 12:32am!
Oh and Happy Christmas Eve everyone!!!!
Morning shower:
Night shower:
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Rant for the day!
You know that moment when you log off Facebook, because this guy tries to IM you right when you log on? Yeah annoying, but just pisses me off when it has happened three days in a row even at different hours. Hello dumb ass annoying guy, is not clear enough for you when I do not reply and instantly log off? My message is leave me the HELL alone!
Sorry but that just had to be put out there.
On another note…
I now have two washed dogs at my house! They smell amazing!
And they’re just having this merry old time, and you’re standing there next in line, waiting on them. And first you’re like:
But then it gets really out of control and that person is all checked out but still standing there talking, so you’re like:
And then they look at you like:
While watching TV with my brother the news at 11 showed a preview to their reports. We saw a cashier violently beating a customer. Since we both worked as cashiers we automatically said, Damn what did that ass hole customer do?
I don’t think the cashier should be branded with assault though, they slapped him and harassed him, they legitimately provked this man! The customers deserved to be charged with assault along with menacing, trespassing, and disorderly contact.
They got mad because he had to do his job. They got mad because he had to check their $50.
I find the whole situation VERY infuriating.
I will not lie though, if a customer slapped me and jumped over my register… I would beat them with my scanner gun until they stop moving.
(I don’t condemn violence and it it sad that one girl has a fractured skull but… they could have avoided this whole situation.)
Like, honey, I wasn’t going to ask you for your ID. I can tell you’re at least 35. You don’t look that good. Tone the ego down a notch or two.
I feel sorry for the Barista, this is so hilarious and very true for customer service!!!!
Customer: “Can I have a tall espresso shot? Like, a big one?”
Me: “So, would you like an Americano? Or a latte? Or, like, several shots?”
Customer: “Yeah.”
Me: “Uhm, which one?”
Customer: “Whatever, a big espresso.”
Me: “Sir, that’s not a real drink. Do you want water with your espresso, or a…
have you forgotten how to say “please” and “thank you”?
please remember, or i will call her mother and tell her to beat the shit out of you.
love,everyone in customer service ever.
DO NOT do the following while I am trying to help you:
-Talk on your phone while I am helping you.
-Check your phone/text/surf internet.
-Ignore every question I ask you. 9 out of the 10 questions I ask are important to you. Like if I ask you if you want your HOT SOUP taped closed and you do…







