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Conversation with a Professor
  • Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?
  • Student : Yes, sir.
  • Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?
  • Student : Absolutely, sir.
  • Professor : Is GOD good ?
  • Student : Sure.
  • Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?
  • Student : Yes.
  • Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
  • (Student was silent.)
  • Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?
  • Student : Yes.
  • Professor: Is satan good ?
  • Student : No.
  • Professor: Where does satan come from ?
  • Student : From … GOD …
  • Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
  • Student : Yes.
  • Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
  • Student : Yes
  • Professor: So who created evil ?
  • (Student did not answer.)
  • Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
  • Student : Yes, sir.
  • Professor: So, who created them ?
  • (Student had no answer.)
  • Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?
  • Student : No, sir.
  • Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
  • Student : No , sir.
  • Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smell your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?
  • Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
  • Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
  • Student : Yes.
  • Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
  • Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.
  • Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.
  • Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
  • Professor: Yes.
  • Student : And is there such a thing as cold?
  • Professor: Yes.
  • Student : No, sir. There isn’t.
  • (The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)
  • Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
  • (There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)
  • Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
  • Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
  • Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
  • Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?
  • Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
  • Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?
  • Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
  • Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
  • Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
  • (The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)
  • Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
  • (The class was in uproar.)
  • Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
  • (The class broke out into laughter. )
  • Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
  • (The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face
  • unfathomable.)
  • Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.
  • Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving. (P.S. - I believe you have enjoyed the conversation. And if so, you’ll probably want your friends / colleagues to enjoy the same, won’t you? Forward this to increase their knowledge … or FAITH By the way, that student was EINSTEIN...
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When your favorite book/tv series ends,

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December 2011

That awkward moment when you tell your friend there's a bug on their back

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And they’re like “GET IT OFFFFF!”

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So you’re like:

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And then they’re all like:

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So you’re like “but…..but you told me to!”

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Dec 29, 201151,475 notes
What if you died and then your parents went through your computer

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Dec 29, 2011107,329 notes
That awkward moment when the teacher tells you to grade someone's homework and you can't read their handwriting

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and you’re just sitting there like

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Dec 29, 201122,965 notes
When your mom is yelling at you through the phone. → goo.gl

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wow… this is exactly what happens… I love GIF’s

Dec 29, 2011125,709 notes
When your parents wake you up in the morning...

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Expectation:

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Reality:

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Haha I kinda miss being a kid. So many memories of living with the parents. Haha, this is sadly one of them!!!!

Dec 29, 201180,725 notes
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When your mom is pissed and she starts yelling at you

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Yep I remember those days. Ha and now I live by myself, but it sucks when it still happens through the phone.

Dec 29, 201147,739 notes
#so true #funny
When you hear "In the arms of an angel"...

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haha i love this. its so true. i think i may even teat up every time it is on. i know that i definitely change the channel!!!!

Dec 29, 201147,060 notes
#funny #sad #animals #sarah mclachlan #dogs #in the arms of an angel
Searching for a song you don't know the name of or any of the lyrics to.

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Dec 29, 2011118,510 notes
#funny #happens #all #the #time
When people interrupt me while I'm reading

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They expect my reaction to be something like:

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When really, my reaction is something like:

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When you don't see someone for a long time

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A friend : 

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Best friend :

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Dec 29, 201171,191 notes
I think this is a video everyone should see. → gma.yahoo.com
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#faith #angels #health #happiness #strength #miracles #life
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