When you listen to your iPod on the street →
funniest10k: And you walk in time to the music. Click here for the funnest blog you will EVER follow
my friend lost his mobile the other day so i asked if he wanted me to phone him and he said it was on silent so there was no way of finding it and i said well if you liked it then you should of put a ring on it he didn’t laugh and he didn’t find his phone
You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis? That’s my favorite part of reading.
vgly: dumbfuckery: I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this omg
Class is too quiet
Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.
moritzsstiefel: my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said “oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?” mom
Do you ever see something, stare at it for a while, scroll past it, change your mind, scroll back up to it and reblog it?
Look at the girl in the background
troll-patrol: fuckyeaahfunniestposts: “What’s that? You’re gonna throw a ball at me? HELL TO THE NO, bring it, just bring it. I own this shit.”
patmaheiny: beyoncebeytwice: i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used
sneadly: WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER
xiu-chen: people /actually/ buy themes on tumblr