I wish there was a button on tumblr photos that...
a dramatic re-enactment of my thoughts while...
me: that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
me: yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
me: why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
me: i'ma read the back of this.
me: lather, rinse, repeat?
me: why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
me: hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
me: if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
me: but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.
me: did i already wash my hair?
me: i think i did but i don't remember.
me: i'ma do it again.
me: FUCK I REPEATED.
me: well played, pantene pro-v.
me: i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
me: i bet it's awkward.
me: i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
me: okay time to get out.
me: where the fuck is my towel.
Getting Water At Night
Normal people: Me:
I shower naked. I'm such a whore. →
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A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one...
kidorkman: rand-sai556: oscarstardis: cursedwithcurves: xx-minimisfit-xx: thisaintfairytalee: Dude, srsly. Fuck Need this on my blog. This..omg. Fucking WIN. that- So smart. Oh my god, can I marry this person? SO MUCH WIN you. are. the. bitching. ruler. GO BABY YEAAHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS PRETTY MUCH THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ.
shark-knight: just a reminder that this gif exists
Why I love high blood sugars.
Me: Hey let's be a total rebel and not check my blood sugar for an entire ~5 hours
Meter: lol 22.9
Pump: CHECK FOR KETONES! CHECK FOR OCCLUSION! DO IT! CHECK FOR KETONES AND OCCLUSION!!! BTW I ONLY SAY OCCLUSION RATHER THAN A BLOCKAGE BECAUSE IT MAKES ME SOUND SMART
Left kidney: Goddamnit I am so pissed off at her, how dare she try and forget the betes for a matter of hours to concentrate on studying.
Right kidney: Ikr. Let's be all painful and shit to be annoying.
Stomach: I agree with the kidneys. You suck. But Imma give you a LITTLE warning, don't even THINK about food man, you WILL want to vomit. But you're also going to crave food. Have fun with that.
Head: THUMP THUMP MOTHAFUCKA. I WILL MAKE YOU WANT TO DIE WITH EVERY LITTLE NOISE. Because you totes deserve it for um..what is our reason for tormenting her again? Oh yeah, existing. Right.
Brain: YOU SHOULD CRY. WHY? idk lol do you need a reason? DO IT. or be angry. choose one. or do both, that's always amusing.
Arms: We always appreciate the humour when random new symptoms like to show up to confuse her, so we decided to join in the fun. Us hurting for no apparent reason should do it, LOLZ.
Bladder: PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE AWAY YOUR SIN. YOU HORRIBLE PERSON WANTING TO PRETEND YOU'RE NORMAL FOR A FEW HOURS.
Throat: Imma hurt you if you don't drink every 10 seconds. because I don't like you.
Me: HEURGHHHHHHHHHH. That is all.
What is love?: 45 things a girl wants, but won't... →
nachodog24: 1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her your jacket. 5. Kiss her slowly. 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with her and your friends together. 11. Smile with her. 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull…
That moment when you eat at a fancy restaurant and...
laughingstation: You will laugh out loud!
The Golden Lily is out Tomorrow!
The person I reblogged this from is beautiful.
me: I AM A STRONG BLACK WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN
real life friends: ...the fuck you smoking
parents: but sweetheart you're white
tumblr friends: BBY DATS RIGHT U GO GURL U GO
That feeling when your parents allowed you to do...
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