abunchoftwats: oscarstardis: liveinphoenix: ricksanscrotum: albus severus potter is literally the worst name ever bronx mowgli wentz begs to differ Renesmee Carlie Cullen
romanorgasm: i think we all have at least one fictional character who’s death we’ll never recover from
beyoncebeytwice: when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
PRESSING CAPS LOCK IS SO UNSATISFACTORY THERE IS NO EMOTION IN PRESSING CAPS LOCK. THE ONLY WAY TO POUR YOUR SOUL INTO WRITING IS TO HOLD DOWN SHIFT.
Can you imagine a TumblrStore?
craftybat: mistcover: peach-pwns: flyingmintbunneh: harrysexonlegsstyles: lumos-my-world: a store where you can buy all the things you see in tumblr do celebrities count ^ can you pay in feels instead of money? do gay countries count how the fuck do you pay in feels like just cry at the cashier until they nod and hand you your thing? seems legit
tothefridgeandbeyond: jakefromstate-farm: damn this actually sounds really sick
metal-guru: fr3aksh0ww: mpregbert: magikarpschoiceass: mpregbert: im so tired i could eat a horse i identify as a horse and this offends me i identify as offends and this horses me I offend horses, identify me. i think the main question here is why would you eat a horse if you were tired
Imagine if Tumblr payed you for every post
johnnynothumbs: juliannacroker: Imagine if you spelled PAID right
Pick up line
Boy: I love that book that you're reading.
h0rmonecasserole: Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay
I know what you are... →
the-absolute-best-gifs: gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs: ”Your skin is pale white and ice cold, you don’t go out in the sunlight.” ”Say it.” a blogger (via/follow The Absolute Best GIFs)
Black guy kills some people.
Muslim guy kills some people.
Latino guy kills some people.
White guy kills some people.
Society: Mental illness. (lost soul, complicated psyche, quiet loner, misunderstood, frustrated with life, experienced recent, traumatic, life-altering events that set him off; not to mention all the positive descriptors that are attached to him, i.e. intelligent, PhD candidate, honor roll student, etc.)